420 ftw
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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