you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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