I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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