the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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