Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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