yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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