Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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