Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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