This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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