I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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