sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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