Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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