I wanna passion pit in your ass
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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