The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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