Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Boobs speak an international language.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When are your genitals available?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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