you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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