I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't deserve a penis
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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