Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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