fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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