Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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