goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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