I need help removing her.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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