Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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