U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You can't motorboat a personality
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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