What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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