Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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