I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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