All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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