Its about making memories worth repressing
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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