Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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