Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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