Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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