This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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