I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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