I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
