i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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