You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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