Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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