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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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