oh god the rape fog is back!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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