he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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