Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you win again, gameday.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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