Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
two words: eviction party
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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