Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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