I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Randomize
