I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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