That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
