Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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