okay pat passed out under dana's car
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I had to cum in my sink.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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