After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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