batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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