Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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