But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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